Guess who's back

Duh da, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um
Duh da, da um, da um, da um, da um

I've created a monsta, 'cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more, they want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicka
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating hey

You waited this long to stop debating
'Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Mrs. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicating

So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me

So come on dip, bum on your lips, fuck that
Come on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready 'cuz this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin' like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells bitch

A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin' the air waves, a rebel, so let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissin' my ass
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe

For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me?
Well I'm back da na na na na na na na na
Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter

The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting

Testing, attention please
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so empty without me

A tisk it a task it, I go tit for tat with
Anybody who's talkin' this shit, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards

And Moby? You can get stoned by Obie
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene

Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy

There's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so empty without me

Chemie la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la
Chemie la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la
Kids